New rings I got today :) my favourite is the snake one haha
oh god no stop-rapunzel killed herself oh my god no she didn’t do anything wrong
reblogging here for that tag. always be wary of people who don’t respect your space. always.
I couldn’t get this .gif to work on my phone
The overworked Chinese laborer who made this phone after being kept awake for 46 hours, delirious with sleeplessness and her eyes stinging due to the toxins in the air around her would be rolling on the floor right now.
Mtumbe Ngoube, the 11 year old African girl who is being kept as a slave in the Congo, who spends all hours of the day digging up the minerals necessary to make that phone would be clapping for you right now if she had any arms. The militia cut them off.
THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN STOP TRYING TO GUILT TRIP ME ITS NOT EVEN WORKING also how does the slave girl dig with no arms
MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT
WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt
WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT
Why are you eating oatmeal with milk
This post is an international nightmare
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level
So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)
UPDATE: Now with more Business.
YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE
On that day, humanity received a grim reminder.
why am I not tumblr famous yet.
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS EXPLAINED BETTER THANK YOU SQUIDWARD
this is literally mario kart
I love that people literally just slowed the fuck down and said “we gon wait riiiight here”